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YES! It has been many a month and the winner is [Tear] for the entry, How Stella got grooved in.
He will get a special prize and he shall have a shrine made in his honor.
(maybe his own island.)

Ta-ta for now!

All the submissions can be found on Best porn name contest submisssions

New contest (of a different kind) on the way soon!


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2005-07-15 [Madame_Farerr]: I am gonna watch this page...lol

2005-07-15 [PyroBuggy]: oh God...

2005-07-15 [Madame_Farerr]: This should be fun!

2005-07-15 [Tear]: Hedda asked for it.

2005-07-15 [PyroBuggy]: I'm thinking...

2005-07-15 [Madame_Farerr]: Thinking about what?

2005-07-15 [Tear]: A name for a porn movie

2005-07-15 [Madame_Farerr]: ^_^

2005-07-15 [Madame_Farerr]: LOL

2005-07-15 [PyroBuggy]: I drew some "alternate" dwarves on my nice 4 hour drive to frezno... i'll scan them after school.

2005-07-15 [Madame_Farerr]: Uh.......What kind of "alternates"?  ^_^

2005-07-15 [PyroBuggy]: basically the ones i listed, but not all the same...

2005-07-15 [Madame_Farerr]: *dies* Meow!

2005-07-15 [PyroBuggy]: you died then you meow'd?

2005-07-15 [Madame_Farerr]: They happened at the exact same time.

2005-07-15 [PyroBuggy]: Nuh uh! cats can't multi task!

2005-07-15 [Madame_Farerr]: Yes. They can. You wouldn't know....you aren't one anyway.

2005-07-15 [PyroBuggy]: neither are you! you're just a horny bitch!... boy...

2005-07-15 [Madame_Farerr]: *cries* No i'm not........HORNYBITCHGIRL!

2005-07-15 [Goodbye EP]: Holy shit! God henrik you damn perv....I'm shure you've watched all of them!!!!!! O_O

2005-07-16 [Tear]: Hedda, I am guessing you haven't realized that just from one name you can make around 200 porno movies, lol. They all come in series's like that. You have about a cuntury of porno films from just 5 film titles, lol

2005-07-16 [Goodbye EP]: *dies laughing* I'm already enjoying this contest...

2005-07-16 [Tear]: Oh dear, i think Hedda is on to something. Dude, we need to start a company!

2005-07-16 [Tear]: I think that Hedda has an obsession with Harroy Potter, either that, or he was doing what I think he was doing and making a porn movie for each book in the series.

2005-07-16 [Goodbye EP]: I think you're all fruit loops........And [PyroBuggy]'s last one was hilarious...lol  *giggles at "porno factory"*

2005-07-16 [Tear]: *it was lame* Ummmm.... oh so like not funnyish (is that a word?)

2005-07-17 [Goodbye EP]: DUDE! It's my fucking contest...so if I say it's a funny joke, then it is funny!

2005-07-17 [Tear]: Umm, no, it isn't. And it is your contest because hedda suggested that someone else make the wiki so he could participate, lol.

2005-07-17 [PyroBuggy]: O_o <- so much meaning

2005-07-17 [Goodbye EP]: You know what AJ? Fuck you! LOL

2005-07-17 [PyroBuggy]: love!

2005-07-17 [Goodbye EP]: Offer?

2005-07-17 [Tear]: Yes? Fuck me?

2005-07-17 [PyroBuggy]: money, cars, DEAD BABIES!

2005-07-17 [Goodbye EP]: Did you forget that I own this wiki?

2005-07-17 [Madame_Farerr]: That's right....run

2005-07-17 [Tear]: What the hell happened to the names?

2005-07-17 [PyroBuggy]: no idea...

2005-07-17 [Goodbye EP]: I changed it so they wouldn't show. It will stay that way until you all learn to behave. *cough*BUBBLES*cough*

2005-07-17 [PyroBuggy]: penispenispenispenispesnis!

2005-07-17 [Goodbye EP]: BUBBLES!

2005-07-17 [Tear]: You never did give me a new nickname like you asked me to do. And i can still tell anyway.

2005-07-17 [Goodbye EP]: So can I....You talk to people enough and you get a sense of their personalities.

2005-07-17 [PyroBuggy]: can't you delete that Molly?

2005-07-17 [Goodbye EP]: And BTW, You are now Buttercup. I shall call you that for now on.

2005-07-17 [Tear]: I am buttercup? I LOVE IT! I am a powerpuff girl!!!!! I have to figure out how to put that on my house somewhere.....

2005-07-17 [Goodbye EP]: I will make all of us banners!

2005-07-17 [PyroBuggy]: NO! i will!

2005-07-17 [Tear]: Now out of those two, I have no clue who was who.

2005-07-17 [Goodbye EP]: We will make two banners and we will put both in our houses? Agree?

2005-07-17 [Tear]: I am not making anything. -A.J.

2005-07-17 [Goodbye EP]: I will -Molly

2005-07-17 [PyroBuggy]: i am pyrobuggy and i wil make some when i am done with this giffie pet.

2005-07-17 [Tear]: This works a lot better, but then of course, i could always put something like -Pyrobuggy at the end... I guess we go by the honor system -A.J.

2005-07-17 [Goodbye EP]: I guess so -pyrobuggy-

2005-07-17 [PyroBuggy]: thats wasn't me... you cunt...

2005-07-17 [Tear]: Either that or i could always deteriorate my spelling and grammar skills to make me look like I am one of you guys and leave off the end-A.J.

2005-07-17 [Goodbye EP]: I do not have bad grammar or spelling. (Most of the time)

2005-07-17 [Tear]: But you spell things incorrectly a lot. _A.J.

2005-07-17 [PyroBuggy]: you know who i am because i type fast with 4 fingers and my key board is so high that i have ALOT of type-os -The REALL pyroBuggy! (cheack my mood!

2005-07-17 [Goodbye EP]: *check

2005-07-17 [Goodbye EP]: FUCK! I am turning into A.J.!

2005-07-17 [Tear]: Lol, i only type with 5 fingers, and my thumbs for spcing. So like 7 fingers. three on my left and two on my right,-A.J.

2005-07-17 [Tear]: And if you are turning into me, that is a good thing.

2005-07-17 [Tear]: You do know you spelled Ebeniezer up in that example title wrong, right?

2005-07-17 [Goodbye EP]: Yes....That was pointed out before.....as I said, I have good spelling MOST of the time....typos happen you know...

2005-07-17 [PyroBuggy]: Penis happens too! (geuss who)

2005-07-17 [Tear]: I don't think that that was a typo.

2005-07-17 [Goodbye EP]: It's pen15 Bubbles....

2005-07-17 [Tear]: Oiy me, I am leaving for a bit to download more music without interruption. Be back in a few.

2005-07-17 [Goodbye EP]: key...

2005-07-17 [individual thought]: *poke*

2005-07-17 [PyroBuggy]: Who just poked us?

2005-07-17 [Tear]: Good question. -A.J.

2005-07-17 [Goodbye EP]: It wasn't me....-Molly

2005-07-17 [Tear]: Change it back so we can see our damn names. -A.J.

2005-07-17 [Goodbye EP]: Only if you do one thing.

2005-07-17 [Tear]: And that would be?

2005-07-17 [Goodbye EP]: Paint your nails red and send me a picture....

2005-07-17 [Goodbye EP]: That is too bad, is it?

2005-07-17 [Tear]: Nope, i have done that before, but I don't have any nail polish in my house, i will have my sister come over and paint my nails for you and take a picture, okay?

2005-07-17 [Goodbye EP]: WTF? How did the names come back?!?!?!?!

2005-07-17 [Madame_Farerr]: HAHAHAHA! There we go

2005-07-17 [Tear]: NO! I want my names back!

2005-07-17 [Goodbye EP]: How did it hapen in the first place???

2005-07-17 [Tear]: I think it might have been Hedda.

2005-07-17 [Madame_Farerr]: I doubt it....-Molly

2005-07-17 [Tear]: Well, turn on the names for a second, and see who posted the "Hahahaha There we go" comment, I think it would be that person. Either that, or you can check the previous versons, i think it shows up as a page edit when someone does that.

2005-07-18 [Goodbye EP]: That was me.....

2005-07-18 [Tear]: And "me" would be whom?

2005-07-18 [Goodbye EP]: Molly-kins ^_^

2005-07-18 [Madame_Farerr]: AKA Me.

2005-07-18 [Tear]: I am confused. Who changed it back then?

2005-07-18 [Madame_Farerr]: Hrm! Niether of those were me. -Molly

2005-07-18 [Madame_Farerr]: I did. -Molly

2005-07-18 [Tear]: Like my comment on Pyrobuggy's latest?

2005-07-18 [Goodbye EP]: LATEST WHAT?

2005-07-18 [Tear]: latest entry in the competition, of course.

2005-07-18 [Goodbye EP]: Only I can do that.

2005-07-18 [Tear]: Well guess what?

2005-07-18 [Goodbye EP]: Chicken butt.

2005-07-18 [Tear]: OHNOES!!!!! IT R TEH CHICKEN BUTTE!!! mE CALL lAWYER!!!

2005-07-18 [Tear]: WAIT!!!! I R LAWYER!

2005-07-18 [Goodbye EP]: I R FROCKER!

2005-07-18 [Tear]: *use I R LAWYER poers to sue Molly for being FROCKER*

2005-07-18 [Goodbye EP]: *FROCKs you*

2005-07-18 [Tear]: Ooo la la.

2005-07-18 [Goodbye EP]: Poiv!

2005-07-18 [Tear]: Lol, I R POIV LAWYER!

2005-07-18 [Goodbye EP]: POIVYLAWYER!!!!!!

2005-07-18 [Tear]: HUZZAH! I think you've got it!

2005-07-18 [Goodbye EP]: *takes nudies*

2005-07-18 [Tear]: EVIDENCE!!!!! *steals nudies as articles s, e, and x.

2005-07-18 [Goodbye EP]: *rolls over laughing*

2005-07-18 [Tear]: *takes more nudies of Molly rolling around laughing and stuffs the poloroids in his back pocket*

2005-07-18 [Goodbye EP]: *grabs them and sets them on fire*

2005-07-18 [Tear]: *watches as Molly accidentily sets herself on fire* WOW! This is getting better and better!

2005-07-18 [FireGypsy]: who is molly?

2005-07-18 [Goodbye EP]: Naked on fire nudies? No. *goes to take shower and LOCKS door*

2005-07-18 [Tear]: Molly is [Goodbye EP] *breaks down door and takes pictures of shower nudies*

2005-07-18 [FireGypsy]: ooohhhhhhhhh

2005-07-18 [Goodbye EP]: *dies* KILLLED!

2005-07-18 [Tear]: *insert high pitched girly laugh of doom here*

2005-07-18 [Goodbye EP]: *is naked an dead at bottom of bathtub, but somehow crawls away to put clothes on...od, eh?*   BTW, I love the new entry!

2005-07-18 [Tear]: Lol, Hey peoples, I have to go to work, I'll catch y'al later.

2005-07-18 [Goodbye EP]: okies

2005-07-18 [Tear]: MY COMMENT WAS TAKEN DOWN!!!! WHY HEDDA, WHY?!?!?!? *sob*

2005-07-19 [Goodbye EP]: That was me.

2005-07-19 [Tear]: DARN YOU!

2005-07-19 [Goodbye EP]: I know...

2005-07-19 [Tear]: We need a banner here. Oh yeah, I am done with that dude.

2005-07-19 [Goodbye EP]: Yea...I'll make on real quick...

2005-07-19 [Tear]: Coolies. I am sending a message to a bunch of the Guards in hopes one of them will pick it up sooner or later.

2005-07-19 [Goodbye EP]: Wait a second....pick what up now?

2005-07-19 [Goodbye EP]: It's up now...

2005-07-19 [Tear]: Pick up the report I sent on the idiot who messed with the giffie pet store this time.

2005-07-19 [Goodbye EP]: Oh.....*is tired* I got picture downloading privs! WOOT!

2005-07-19 [Tear]: Uploading? Cool, you are at 99 now! SHWEET!

2005-07-19 [Tear]: BTW, i like the banner.

2005-07-19 [Goodbye EP]: nah.....94...I got bumped down...again.....LOL (It took me like five seconds to make that banner...not my best work...but it will do for now.....)

2005-07-19 [Tear]: That means you can upload files as well, not just images.

2005-07-19 [Goodbye EP]: Yea...I know...though I didn't know till a few seconds ago when they got bumped down agai-*yawn* nnn......I'm gonna hit the sack in a minute......

2005-07-19 [Tear]: Alrighty then.. Wait, getting your privs bumped down is a good thing.

2005-07-19 [Goodbye EP]: Yea.....But I'm going to bed..............night......*hug*

2005-07-19 [Tear]: G'night love, *hugs and such*

2005-07-26 [Tear]: No comments since I have been gone?

2005-07-26 [Hedda]: No, I haven't seen any inspiring film-titles.

2005-07-27 [Tear]: Oh dear, I must send you some porn then.

2005-07-27 [Hedda]: I meant normal movies that I could turn into porn-movies! Oh, I've got a bunch of B-movies today. But they aren't so funny as most people haven't heard about "I bought a vampire motorcycle" and similar titles... 

2005-07-27 [Tear]: Oh, in that case, why not just stick to making perverted Disney movie names. Something like the Aristocunts or Winnie the Poon?

2005-07-28 [Tear]: LMAO!

2005-07-28 [Big Brother]: it was sick

2005-07-28 [Big Brother]: some person came to the door for some kinda religios thing and while she is talking to some chick he walks up behind her wacking off the whole time, i nearly puked

2005-07-28 [Tear]: OH MY LORD!

2005-07-28 [Big Brother]: after that i didn't wanna stay to see anything else *shivers*

2005-07-28 [Tear]: Things like this make me wish i weren't in America.

2005-08-01 [FireGypsy]: lol no way [Big Brother]!!! lol my porn name was actually a porn!

2005-08-01 [Tear]: I had a spinoff of that last one that you put, Sasha.

2005-08-02 [Goodbye EP]: Allright! Notice for end of contest:

Contest ends in five more days! Hurry and enter! Get your final titles in before Sunday!

2005-08-02 [Amalaswinta]: whoa!

2005-08-03 [Goodbye EP]: FOUR MORE DAYS PEEEPS!

2005-08-04 [Tear]: Yay, I win by default just because I am that cool, lol.

2005-08-04 [FireGypsy]: lol i win, because my entree is an actual porno!!!

2005-08-04 [Goodbye EP]: THREE!

2005-08-12 [FireGypsy]: who won? its been like two weeks! lol!

2005-09-12 [FireGypsy]: this contest ended like four months ago lol who won???!?!?!

2005-09-12 [Tear]: Molly hasn't been online for a long time. I just saw her for the first time in a long while last night.

2006-02-24 [kittykittykitty]: Hahahahahahahahahaha [Hedda] wrote waaay too many entries for this contest ;P

2006-02-24 [kittykittykitty]: Yeah I know this contest finished ages ago but I only just found it -_-

2006-02-25 [Goodbye EP]: LOL....I'm thinking of making a new one ^_^

2006-06-29 [Tear]: I won? Oh shi-!!!

2006-06-29 [Goodbye EP]: YOU NEVER KNEW THAT? A.J, you are soooo behind with the times buddy.

2006-10-22 [PyroBuggy]: I totally won

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